[Dog Gone]

This was painful to read. I can't believe somebody pays him to write this way.

[GSWarrior]

Because despite S.F.'s adorable slew of brazen flaws, despite our frequent hypocrisy and suckass mass transit and decimated music scene and shameful homeless issues and ridiculous housing prices and a desperate lack of exceptional pizza and an ongoing invidious adherence to snippy politically correct mind-sets and Good Vibrations closing at a tragically early 7 pm on Valentine's Day ...

This isn't even close to a sentence. I know it's a column and columnists have freer license, but I'd be embarrassed to affix my byline to this.

[scan58]

This was painful to read. I can't believe somebody pays him to write this way.

That's for sure. Most of his short "sentences" aren't really sentences and the long ones seem to have no end.
He writes like he's been eating acid.