PICTURE OF DIRTY BYRD AFTER LANDING HIS BURNING CROSS ON THE SS KLU KLUX KLAN. BYRD'S BURNING CROSS WAS FINALLY SNAGGED AFTER RUNNING OVER SEVERAL LINES OF BLACKS, HISPANICS AND DANGEROUS NEOCON JOOS LAID DOWN AS ARRESTING LINES ON THE DECK OF THE KKK!
DIRTY BYRD'S CO PILOT MAD MAX WATERS, THE KLINGON CONGRESSIT FROM LA DEFENDED DIRTY BYRD BY SAYING, "HE'S OUR RACIST AND GRAND KLEGLE! HE DID IT FOR THE CHILRUN, ABORTION, GAY RIGHTS AND WVA! "