[Redcloak]

Come on now... There must be something You've wanted to complain about. How about the coffee in the FR break room? There always seems to be half a cup left in the pot every time I log on. Why don't people know to make a fresh pot when they've taken the last full cup?!? And everytime there is coffee in the pot, it's DECAF!! WHO KEEPS MAKING THE *&#$^% DECAF?!? If I wanted decaf, I'd be drinking WATER!! And another thing: WILL THE "GOURMET" PLEASE STOP COOKING FISH IN THE MICROWAVE?? If you are going to cook fish in there, HOW ABOUT THE NON-EXPLODING VARIETY?!? I hate going into the break room to find a layer of dessicated fish flakes splattered over every square centimeter of the oven's interior. And what's with the newspapers all over the tables? IT'S AN ONLINE BREAK ROOM! WHY IS ANYONE READING PRINTED NEWSPAPERS IN AN ONLINE BREAKROOM?!? AND TO MAKE IT WORSE, FISH-BOY IS ONE OF THE PAPER READERS. THE DESSICATED FISH FLAKES THAT DIDN'T STICK TO THE OVEN ARE SCATTERED THROUGHOUT THE PAPERS! BY THE END OF THE WEEK, THE ROOM SMELLS LIKE A CANNERY! IF YOU'RE GOING TO DETONATE A CODFISH IN THE MICROWAVE AND SCATTER ITS ASHES INTO THE PAPERS, COULD YOU PLEASE CLEAN UP AFTER THE CEREMONY?!? NO ONE IS INTERESTED IN SMELLING ODORS FROM THE LATEST CULINARY/ORDNANCE EXPERIMENT AS THEY WAFT DOWN THE HALLWAY!!!!!

But other than that, I don't have any complaints either.

[William Wallace]

LOLOL

[stands2reason]

You've been hitting the whipped cream cans again, haven't you?

[dixie sass]

THAT is funny! Rotfl

[Pablo64]

Okay, I'll grant your point on the fish flakes, but what the HELL was that crap floating in the water cooler!!????!!!

[JLO]

Ha! Your codfish story reminds me of one also. In a company of 300+ folks where I used to work, there was a small group of 6 or so of us die-hard lutefisk lovers (all Norske descendents). Once a year, we smelled up the whole place, lol. Most others complained of the smell and wouldn't even try it. But, we had one fellow-employee who turned into a lutefisk/lefse convert, a young native Korean guy, believe it or not... ;-)

[maxwell]

How about the coffee in the FR break room? There always seems to be half a cup left in the pot every time I log on. Why don't people know to make a fresh pot when they've taken the last full cup?!? And everytime there is coffee in the pot, it's DECAF!! WHO KEEPS MAKING THE *&#$^% DECAF?!? If I wanted decaf, I'd be drinking WATER!!

Dude... I think we're twins or somethin'...