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Medium-time Freeper Has Complaints About FreeRepublic failure to respond complimenting his cats.
Self | May 8, 2003 | spodefly
Posted on 05/09/2003 12:31 AM EDT by spodefly
Atlanta, Georgia
May 8, 2003
For Immediate Release:
Medium-time Freeper spodefly announced today that he has some complaints about FreeRepublic. Spodefly claims he has grown increasingly upset and agitated that no one has complimented his cats after he posted a picture of them on the forum. This could be the beginning of future deep-seated grudges or pathological hatred toward forum management, moderators, and users. In fact, a new site called http://www.spodefly-hates-freerepublic-and-all-the-cat-haters-that-post-there.com has opened to express his increasing anger at the forum and it's users.
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Thankfully, it will no longer be necessary for me to post this as finally someone responded that recognized the overwhelming power of my cats, and was suitably complimentary of same.
Rocky has saved the forum from another opus / non-opus, and averted the wrath of spodefly and his cats.
My cats are cooler. One of them actually stayed awake for 2 consecutive hours this afternoon, and another broke wind just as I bent over to scratch his ears ;)