[flying Elvis]

"Rode hard and put up wet" is an apt description. Lack of taste alone would be a good reason for firing him. If he goes bonkers over someone like her just imagine how he would be on the first day of school when all the young hardbodies show up for class. He'd be so distracted that he'd lose every game.

[Exeter]

Someone once said, "Beauty is in the eye of the beerholder.", but this one definitely requires at least a case of your worst...

[Quilla]

I wonder what Joe Nameth's doing these days?