To: Radix; LindaSOG; LaDivaLoca; Severa; Bethbg79; southerngrit; bkwells; rwgal; beachn4fun; ...
Today's FEEBLE attempt at humor:
A man comes home from an exhausting day at work, plops down on the couch in front of the television, and tells his wife,
"Get me a beer before it starts."
The wife sighs and gets him a beer. Fifteen minutes later, he says,
"Get me another beer before it starts."
She looks cross, but fetches another beer and slams it down next to him.
He finishes that beer and a few minutes later says,
"Quick, get me another beer, it's going to start any minute."
The wife is furious. She yells at him,
"Is that all you're going to do tonight? Drink beer and sit in front of that TV? You're nothing but a lazy, drunken,
fat slob, and furthermore ..."
The man sighs and says,
"It's started ..."
16 posted on
05/07/2003 4:30:11 AM PDT by
tomkow6
(..................Radix takes his stolen tag lines to amusement parks?..............................)
To: tomkow6; Kathy in Alaska; All
OH BOY I don't know what make of this
Sydeny Morning Herald is reporting that they score videotape from Iraqi source claim that Saddam is on tape and very much alive
YEAH he is he is partying with Elvis and Bin Laden
You get the feeling that Saddam is New Elvis of MIddle East
VIVE LA BAGHDAD LOL!
57 posted on
05/07/2003 9:06:32 AM PDT by
SevenofNine
(Not everybody in it for truth, justice, and the American way=Det Lennie Briscoe)
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