[marlon]

No, no, no, this can't be. Only evil capitalists can be responsible with their imperialistic, greedy, plundering of the earth's resources ways. These benevolent, peace loving innocent 3rd world countries could never harm anything or anyone.

Damn that W. if only we had signed the Kyoto accords none of this would have happened. Where's AlBore when you need him?

[Grampa Dave]

marlon, you asked where Al Bore was.

Well below is the last known photo of Al Bore. He is trying to paddle his new bulletproof tank, er kayak that Bob the Nailer, Ernest at the Beach, Shermy and I sold to him. We guaranteed that if he used an oar to paddle his new tank, er Kayak, he would not contribute to Global Warming.