Great America Will Change Its Signs (subtitle: girl chokes to death on ride with taffy in her mouth)

Daily Herald (newspaper serving the NW/W Chicago metro area) ^ | May 06, 2003 | Madhu Krishnamurthy Daily Herald Staff Writer

[John O]

amen... as an example take a look at all the warnings on a simple ladder if you happen to see one in a store somewhere. They are all a result of lawsuits.

My favorite one is the notice on the very top of the ladder that says "This is not a step"

I managed to buy a bunch of old ladders cheap and used the very tops as my front walk. It's fun to watch salesmen and Jehovah's witnesses try to get to my front door!

ok so I stole the joke from someone else. It's still a great idea.

[newgeezer]

Stupid comment.

What's stupid about it?

[tracer]

Well, so much for the T-shirts with the logo "I Survived the Raging Bull."

BTW, I'm sure glad that nobody was insensitive enough to mention the Darwin Awards....

[tracer]

"....choked on a piece of taffy while riding the Raging Bull roller-coaster."

Turkish taffy??

[biblewonk]

What's stupid about it?

First, every thread of this type has someone who will say it. I can only assume it is being said by someone who is clueless and childless.

B) At what age and in what environment does "dr Spock" think we can leave our child alone for a moment.

III) YDS what's stupid about it TM yb.

[supercat]

Oh, I very much agree with you. But I would wonder just how many kids (pre-teens, adolescents) are wandering around these parks without their parents or an adult chaperone in the immediate vicinity.

I did a number of times, in my younger days (probably about 12 or so).

[NotJustAnotherPrettyFace]

I would very much agree with you. The one thing that I really abhor dealing with as a parent is when my kids throw up - the smell alone makes me wretch. Definitely a tough job, but somebody's gotta do it, right?! :-)

[NotJustAnotherPrettyFace]

Freak accident? No. Would you hazard a guess as to where the REAL profits are at a theme park? I would suggest that the vending/food is where the real profits are. That's why you'll see food/snacks/candy being sold in every available space in places like this. Go to the amusement park - two things: eat/drink lots of junk food (by and large) and go on rides. I think it's more the NORM that people are walking around with cotton candy/taffy/etc. in their hands at amusement parks than not, quite honestly.

[NotJustAnotherPrettyFace]

Ha! Good one! I love it!

[TankerKC]

What shold this kid have "thought". It was a fluke accident.

[NotJustAnotherPrettyFace]

There is no way on God's green earth I would let my underage kids go to Six Flags (just up the road from here) without either me or, if they're going with friends, to be with THEIR parents. There are too many crazos walking around, and especially in light of what JRiemer said up in Post #14.

[NotJustAnotherPrettyFace]

Kids are typically schooled from the get-go that (for ex.) gum-chewing and gym class do not mix - for safety reasons. That information is further reinforced to my kids who happen to be gymnasts - not only is it a hazard for them to have anything in their mouths when they're on the equipment, their clothes can also be a hazard - including shorts with pockets for kids doing pommel horse (pockets will get caught on the pommel handles when the gymnast is doing circles/loops and fingers have been known to be broken or even torn off under those circumstances).

That's part of the problem - kids are not "thinking" when they go to amusement parks to have fun.... but obviously they should be taught to do so.

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[handk]

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[k2blader]

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