[adam_az]

Failure to Find Saddam Proves He Never Existed

(2003-05-03) -- Six weeks after the invasion of Iraq, Pentagon officials
are quietly beginning to acknowledge that their failure to find Saddam
Hussein may be proof that the Iraqi leader never existed.

"We hate to admit it," said one unnamed official, "One of our main reasons
for going in there was regime change. You know...overthrow a brutal
dictator who tortured his own people. But at this point, we're not sure
there ever was a Saddam Hussein. After all, if we don't have him dead or
alive...who's to say?"

The military official said that the statues, murals and videos of Saddam
Hussein are "circumstantial evidence which don't prove anything."

"I try to look on the bright side," he added. "Maybe we'll luck out and
find a few chemical weapons so the war won't have been a total waste."

Experts agree that evidence of actual atrocities against Iraqis lacks the
news value that potential atrocities against Westerners would have.

[k2blader]

*LOL*

[piasa]

ROTFL!

[Grampa Dave]

Adam your reply here is a classic one for this outrageous claim by these maggots pretending be reporters with their unnamed sources.

[AZamericonnie]

Failure to Find Saddam Proves He Never Existed

Loved the post AdamAz!

[BibChr]

Very good!

[Yardstick]

*Bump* for a point well made.