[Cincinatus' Wife]

So very secretive. Aggressors? Yes indeed. How about our plane they "clipped" in internatinal airspace and that only a miraculous landing saved?

[Brian Allen]

Our Beloved FRaternal Republic will never be seriously threatened by "china's" medieval-Maoist-monsters' slaves -- none of whom even gets to ride in a car until he has passed the age of twenty -- let alone to learn how to drive and/or to maintain it. And even when he does, it is only then by way of the blind leading the blind!

And, should they ever dare an assault upon the FRee REpublic of China, these jokers couldn't make it on to Taiwan's beaches.

As for flying aeroplanes, operating modern machinery, modern ships and submarines?

Lend me a maggot, a minute, willyah?