[COBOL2Java]

Why is it any worse than "Luke, I am your Father."

Mel Brooks lampooned that exquisitely in Spaceballs:

DARK HELMET: Before you die there is something you should know about us, Lone Starr.
LONE STARR: What?
DARK HELMET: I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.
LONE STARR: What's that make us?
DARK HELMET: Absolutely nothing! Which is what you are about to become.

[LibertyGirl77]

DARK HELMET: I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.
LONE STARR: What's that make us?
DARK HELMET: Absolutely nothing! Which is what you are about to become.

Actually, it could mean that Dark Helmet was Lone Starr's former roommate.