[Fraulein]

The U.N. $600,000 Kitchen

"The United States will pay 600,000 dollars to renovate the kitchen at the residence of the US ambassador to the United Nations..."

"John Negroponte...asked for the funds to remodel and expand the kitchen at his apartment in New York's famed Waldorf-Astoria hotel..."

"'Yeah, it's a lot of money, but it's a lot of work and it's worth it,' said one department official, who like the others, spoke on condition of anonymity."

[firebrand]

Can't fit nearly enough caviar into a 10 x 17-foot kitchen.