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CLINTON SUFFERS FROM JEALOUSY OBSESSION

Sure thing. Clinton couldn’t make it in foreign policy, among other things, not withstanding his “successes” in the thong department. And so he goes after the United States President George W. Bush like a vulture going after fresh flesh on Interstate 95.

Clinton has always been known for being restless. Even when in office, he got blocked in by the confines of the Oval Office; so he’d hit the streets. Surrounded by security, of course. Nevertheless, that never deterred Bill in his jogging pants. It made it all the more alluring for photo ops.

Clinton loved to press the flesh. He would smile broadly, give out that ready hand, and beam till his heart’s content. What a rush!

Now he no longer is in the limelight and he can’t triple stand it. According to Newt Gingrich, Clinton is going “nutty” over being full blown jealous of Bush, hence Bill’s running to mikes anywhere everywhere to say some really dumb things lately.

For instance, Clinton prophesied this week that it will be Communist China or the European Union that will outdo the Untied States in military might. That’s for sure. It’s in the cards. It’s just plain-sight there, according to psychic Bill.

"In all probability, we won't be the premier political and economic power we are now," Clinton told THE WASHINGTON POST on Thursday.

So now you’ve heard it from the Hillary Second Mouth. Bill predicts — front page tabloid fodder.

The shift will take place over the next thirty years, per Bill. China’s economic boom and Europe’s already financial prowess will factor into the swing over.

Of course, Europe’s defense factor is minimal since the Second World War. China does have a fast emerging military budget.

Never forget that Bill did help China’s ability to wipe out US cities. Clinton did his Good Samaritan bit to assist China along the way to supremacy. In 1996, he approved transfer to Beijing of key military guidance tech to enhance Chinese capability to target most metros in the United States. So how do you like Dem apples?

Yep. I believe that Newt is absolutely psycho correct in his couch analysis of the former President.

"President Clinton suffers from a very bad case of victory envy," former Speaker of the House Newt scrutinized with radio host Sean Hannity.

"Victory envy is when you're a loser and you didn't have any victories and now you see a guy who did it for real. And you realize that after all your puny Tomahawk missiles and your puny midnight or 2 a.m. attacks on the information building — I mean, all the different pathetic things that President Clinton did in foreign policy — suddenly you see what a real commander in chief and a real president is like."

Clinton just can’t stand the Bush popularity. But more than the pop, Clinton can’t stand the expertise that Bush carries in his personage. He can’t triple stand it — period!

"I think he's being so critical and so harsh because it drives him a little nutty to see what a real commander in chief who really understands the presidency and who's really prepared to stand up and defend America is doing," Newt elaborated — on target, I might add.

"He failed. He didn't get the job done. He didn't get rid of Saddam. He didn't get rid of bin Laden. George W. Bush is doing the job and I think that it drives Bill Clinton nuts to see the difference between his performance and President Bush."

So there you have it from the psych department. Sounds rational to me.