Posted on 05/02/2003 10:07:05 PM PDT by Bon mots
I always try to read the "books" of the left, just for argument's sake. Al Gore's diatribe a few years ago was a real scream, but nothing compares to Michael Moore.
I've put up the Intro in its entirety. If you can read further without vomiting, you are a better man than I.
Here's the link again:
Stupid White Men
You may be required to enter an email address prior to downloading the file. You can just make one up.
If this link disappears, there is another one on a Russian Server and yet another on one in Central Europe. I'll put those up if this link should stop functioning.
(BTW- I didn't buy, "Earth in The Balance", I got it from the library. Wouldn't dare send a dime to Bore.)
Yeah, that evil Jeb put a gun to every one of the heads of 3,000,000 Florida votes and MADE them vote for George! And I bet that evil bastard Jebby personally killed every black voter in the state too, just so they couldn't vote for your boy Ralph! Does the evil of the Bush clan ever cease?
>> For others, those upon whom a decade's fortune had smiled, the turning point came when the Dow had its biggest annual loss in almost twenty years. <<
>> A man no one elected sits in the White House. <<
Yes, the 50,459,624 who personally cast votes for him are "no one". The majority in 31 states is "no one" worth mentioning. We don't "count" as citizens across to Herr Michael, because we don't vote the way YOU want us to.
>> California can't find enough electricity to operate its juicers, or execute its inmates. <<
And who has COMPLETE control over California again? I coulda SWORE it was your fellow socialist quacks. Silly me, I bet a long lost Bush brother controls the California state government TOO!
>> It's cheaper to FedEx yourself across town than to drive there. <<
Not with your weight, Michael.
>> Russia and China have signed a new pact- just when we'd dismantled the last of the fallout shelters. <<
Zee SUPERIOR, ADVANCED zocialist governments vil BURY us evil capitalists! Bwahahah!
>> Dot coms have turned into Not coms, making the NASDAQ as safe a bet as a backroom. craps game in Reno. <<
Actually, the NASDAQ has been heading up lately, not that you'd notice that sort of thing. It began taking a dive when you were defending His Slickness King Willie the First.
>> The past two years have seen the most layoffs since the worst years of the Reagan Renaissance devastated the country. <<
We were so 'devastated' during the 80s. Why, I could barely scrap by. We all missed the wonderful years of prospirty in the 70s caused by the ingenious use of price controls. Say, this crack pipe is pretty good, Mikey!
>> You stand a better chance of dating Katherine Harris or Tom DeLay than of making your Northwest connection in Detroit on a sunny day. <<
The sad thing is that you actually find this a 'bad' thing. >> What's that you say? You want to talk to a real human being in "customer service"? HA HA HA! Press "4" and kiss the rest of your day good bye. <<
Sounds like when I call the studio buerucrats to complain about them giving Oscars to your fictional documentaries and using my taxdollars to fun leftist nutcase actors 'social' crusades.
>> Oh, and aren't you lucky! You're working two jobs, and so is your wife, and you've got little Jimmy working down at McDonald's, too, so you can afford that new home on the tree lined street with neatly trimmed lawns and little white picket fences, and look, there goes Spot to greet Grandpa as he pulls into the driveway! and next month you're going to make the last payment on that student loan you've had for the past twenty years, but then ... SUDDENLY, your company has announced it's moving to Mexico without you! <<
Then the Mexicans even come here--illegally--in person to thank everyone for giving their job away, and free college-tution and nice ID cards from the government. But we won't mention that little part since you and your fellow leftists will scream "racism" and insist they represent the interests of the blue-coller "taxpaying working man" by giving all his benefits away to some illegal who leeches off our system. For a guy so concerned about American workers, you never seem to mention all the "benefits" of your party's stance on immigration, Mike!
No, I stopped here:
It's cheaper to FedEx yourself across town than to drive there.
Apparently Michael Moo-er doesn't know that his weight would price him out of this supposition.
His stupid story about Chicago weather is idiotic ! I lived there for almost 17 years. I remember days in the dead of winter, that reached 65 degress or higher and blizzards in April. The Army/Air Force, since at least the 1940s, has its weather school in Chanut ( sp ? ), Ill. because the weather changes so rapidly and has so many different kinds of weather, that the students get almost everything they need to know, first hand there. Now, this tub of offal is insinuating that " global warming " is due to President Bush. Phiffle !
The stock market and NASDAQ both started going south in March 2000. That was X42's watch. Gore went after Microsoft, for his supporters who are their rivals, before that date. That didn't help the markets any either. Heck, neither did Rubin's BUBBLE making " friends " and the DEms who aided, abetted, and were big in covering up Enron and Global Warming and kneepadder Martha Stewart and her buddies.
" STUPID WHITE MEN " ? Michael Moore labels only himself and the rest of his brain dead ilk.
He is free to move wherever he likes, yet he chooses to live in a city run by a white Republican, and in a state run by a white Republican, and in a nation run by a white Republican.
Seems to me, he should move to say, Liberia. Or maybe a nice flat in Pyongyang or Rangoon?
Nope, I got to the part where Jimmy got food poisoning- it's all the Bushes' fault- and hit the scroll bar. And to think that publishers (stupid white men?) probably turned away some good manuscripts in favor of this babble. Insane!
I only posted it for information purposes. Many of us must debate leftists from time to time, and it is worth knowing what they read, what their "gurus" are saying, and what is on their minds. What better way than to read some of the books of the left. It's distasteful, but it will make one a much better debater.
By posting this here, I've given those who are interested a chance to read this crap without sending a single dime to fat boy Moore.
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