Good idea, applicable also to female FReepers.
Wish I could go, although I've only got one wife. And I doubt she would go if it were 2 miles away from us, instead of two hundred.
Bet the FReepers, if any, who have 3 wives and 5 girlfriends do NOT show. Too busy.
I apologize for kidding about this, but I couldn't resist. It just struck me as funny.