[WKB]

This is a joke, right? Please tell me it's a joke

frayed knot!!

[Renfield]

This has GOT to be a lost Monty-Python script.

My brother-in-law, who is a colonel in the USAF, is being posted to Stuttgart for a while, and wants us to come and visit. If I do, I might engage in a little rabble-rousing...make some anti-ant speeches, get some Germans to stomp on some ant mounds....then send a videotape of it to FOX. Or, maybe we should export our Fire Ants to them. That would open their eyes.