Free Republic Sucks

Free Republic Sucks ^ | May 1, 2003 | By Edgar Hall, Political Editor

[Jim Robinson]

Well, well, well. And yet another anti-Freeper site springs up:

http://www.freerepublicsucks.s5.com/crackdownmay2003.htm

We must be doing something right to have so many Bush haters hating us so much.

Well, we wish you luck. You'll have plenty of competition from FR haters.

[Dumb_Ox]

It's our annoyingly Jim Thome loving "paesan" or it's the Kurd killing favored protector of Kusay. Who is legal, who needs to live?

You neglect the prior question: who appointed the US judge, jury, and executioner? No need to send our boys to kill and die if we haven't any authority over the matter.

[Rebelbase]

"Chris (Bobby Darth Brady Sidious) Knight is a liar. "

Until you back up what you spew, you are a class A scmuck.

[ArneFufkin]

Who told Minitauro Noguiera he could just go anywhere in the bar he chooses?

We're going to hunt, locate, kill and analyze the enemies of my family, my friends and my countrymates wherever they reside. As long as it takes.

We're not prey, we're predators. Find the child-eating Puma and kill the creature, ain't nobody waits for the next ambush strike. Bin Laden flew too close to the sun, his wings melted badly ... but his acne martyrs murdered Icarus and Deadlus, so some Islamist positive carnage yardage was earned.

[ArneFufkin]

You're going to be late for the Darth fellatiofandango.

Darth is pathetic, being the featured loser on that new site.

Yep, Erskine Bowles had some innovative ideas.

[Rebelbase]

ArneFufkin, you are a liar. I don't give a damn about Chris' internet stature.

Its your failure to back up calling him a liar that makes you a schmuck.

[Dumb_Ox]

We're not prey, we're predators.

Oh yes, I had great fun at the last feast, where I discovered my inner animal nature. We dined on the entrails of a Republican Guard private, then played hurling with his head. Oh, the blood, what exquisite blood... Just the memory changes me... me... ME PREDATOR! COWER BEFORE MY BLODDY FANGZ!

Find the child-eating Puma and kill the creature, ain't nobody waits for the next ambush strike.

Yes, and Iraq was really plotting an ambush strike, with all that WMD we haven't found yet. The government told me so. ME PREDATOR MAN OF PREDATOR RACE!

All this oh-so-manly animism aside, weren't we talking about Askel and the justification for her banning?

[ArneFufkin]

I'm a bon vivant and raconteur who provides no sourced footnotes.

But ... if you and Chris are done "Kneeling towards Mecca" ... Darth was such a preek the day he got iced. Nobody was more principled than this guy, he wasn't even worthy to play with himself.

RINOs, sellouts ... then Sidious says "I'm going to vote for Bowles to send a message to Dole and the RINOs"

Kaboom! What a triad.

Bidness is dismal when the wraiths from droolville start building a cult of personality around that guy.

Bobby Brady's voice changed ... right smack dab in their big studio break! The pain, the pain. Sha na na na nana nanana, Shanananna!

Did Chris get his home perms from Robert Reed?

[ArneFufkin]

She was banned because the whole business and ops model at FR was designed to piss you off.

[Rebelbase]

Like I said, I don't care about Chris' internet stature, I just dont like liars like you....and you are a prick to boot.

[Rebelbase]

Over and out, you get the last word.

[Dumb_Ox]

She was banned because the whole business and ops model at FR was designed to piss you off.

At least we've established that there was no rationale for her banning.

[tpaine]

To: Dumb_Ox
She was banned because the whole business and ops model at FR was designed to piss you off.
688 -af-



The possiblity that there is some bit of truth in fufkins latest rants numbs the rational mind.

[ArneFufkin]

Cry me a river Mensa boy.

[carenot]

At least we've established that there was no rationale for her banning.

I really like Askel5 and Mercuria.

But it seems that Darth was banned because he said he was voting for a Democrat. Is that what has been said here? Is that why he was banned?

[Lazamataz]

Be proud of your Son, whom you have trained well (he lost an HTML-hacking challenge against Lazamataz, of course, but everyone loses against Lazamataz).

Never forget that.

Everyone loses against Lazamataz.

;^)

[Lazamataz]

Well, I think you know what I meant. I like tpaine, btw. And you too.

I love you.

Slip me some tongue.

[tpaine]

Everyone loses against Lazamataz, when he slips you the tongue. - Blech. ;^)

[ArneFufkin]

When I get banned I want CANDELIGHT VIGILS and DIE-INS.

[Lazamataz]

Everyone loses against Lazamataz, when he slips you the tongue. - Blech. ;^)

(muffled sounds of tpaine struggling as Laz kisses him deeply for an extended period of time)

[Cultural Jihad]

I myself was suspended just a week ago for questioning the existence of God...

And the posts were wiped from existence.

don-o: Let me know if you would like a copy of those horrid posts which earned OWK's well-deserved timeout.