This one rates up there with the bank robber who writes the note on the back of one of their own deposit slips, or
the bank robber who stuffs the exploding money pack down his shorts.
Side-bar: I have a former friend who formerly worked as an "escort". She was apprehended by the house detective at a nice hotel in SF while carrying her PHONE BILL with the name of her "client" and his room number written on it.
Proof, that crime makes you stupid.