[MD_Willington_1976]

Now we really know why he left Pullman WA, no topless bars for him to blow the University's money in.

[shotgun]

You need to refer to the un-offical Pullman dictionary:

Topless Bar: please remove all caps, hats or other head coverings prior to entry.

Football: A fall saturday afternoon gathering to drink mass quanities of alcoholic beverages while watching another school take an oblong pigskin orb up and down the field, scoring at will, against a bunch of guys wearing crimson and gray uniforms.

"I've always felt that being a Cougar prepares you for life. You learn not to expect too much."
--Retired UW Coach Don James

For those of you trying to find Pullman: go east from Seattle until you smell it: then turn south until you step in it! Plus all dirt roads lead to Pullman!