[Salamander]

It's because the closest *they* will ever come to seeing something like this involving "one of theirs" is when "Air Force One" reruns on TBS.

They have no real heroes.

Their jealousy makes them go mad(der)......:)

[Samwise]

All they have are actors and a rock star president.

We've got a "real man" in the White House.

[Anamensis]

They have no real heroes.

Surely you jest! Why, they have the sinkmeister, who plays saxophone, and algore, who invented the internet, and jimmah, who won the no-bell piece prize, they have fancy nancy facelift and hillary the smartest woman in the world... all we have is a butt-kicking warrior comin' in on a li'l ole plane to a li'l ole boat! Heh heh heh...