[AmericaUnited]

But on this May Day, the high holy day of Communism and Socialism,

May 1st is also a high holy day for Satanists and witches. Gee, what a coincidense.

[AMiller]

It is interesting that W picked today to showcase the American Military by landing on an aircraft carrier.

[Jack Black]

May 1st is also a high holy day for Satanists and witches. Gee, what a coincidense

I think most witches celebrate on solstices and equinoxes, not May Day. I'm not an expert by any means on this topic however ....