You'd think it was rocket science. Maybe it's the way their brains are wired.
Yeah well, I tend to putz through life being seriously disturbed about alot of sh!t... Its vs. it's, he-'n'-I vs. him-'n'-me, "err" vs. "airrrrrr", 10:30 breakfast food cutoff at Mickey D's, SUV drivers, 55 mph left-lane-runners, people not returning my emails, people returning my emails too much, nobody making coffee when the damn pot runs dry, ancient drunk dudes from New York swinging their swanky Lexi right smack in front of my motorcycle, my boss breathing down my neck, my boss gone when I wanna talk to him, crappy radio reception, cheesy pest control commercials, folks who yak to the 7-11 cashier when I'm in a rippin' tearin' hurry, 7-11 being smack dab all out of taco-cheese taquitos, accidentally buying Pepsi Twist, spending ten minutes looking for the house keys 'cause I put 'em in my pants pocket and forgot, continually forgetting to buy toothpaste, continually forgetting to do laundry or pay bills or put on deodorant, b!tch-b!tch-b!tch.
(I'm writin' my dissertation, canya tell... ;)