Boy is her life off to a great start. First, she flunks out of college because she can't drag her hung-over butt out of bed in the morning and now she will leave the US Army with a less than honorable discharge.
Maybe she has a future in Hollywood, but in the rest of the world her resume won't get her past the swing shift at 7-11.
If she can sing, I'd bet the dixie chicks are looking for a few more Bush haters.