[Clara Lou]

LOL [I wonder if he can say "para-graph"?]

[aomagrat]

Foolish Humans!
Your silly little Honda's are no match for our supercharged Studebakers.
YOU ARE DOOMED!!!!!!!!

[Glenn]

Speaking of ebay, I bid and won the following last Saturday. Nowhere but eBay can you find such excellent merch.

After many faithful years of service, it is time to retire the venerable bogomatic.fredbox.com. bogomatic has quite a history among the Anchorage, Alaska geek set, being primarily responsible for emitting the proper amount of bogon flux into the local network. Alas, it is time to move on, and send bogomatic off into the sunset of other venerable servers, such as ucbvax.

What this auction entails, then, is for you to log into a shell on bogomatic, I will allow you to su to root, at which time you will, in a solemn but yet meaningful ceremony, officially decommission the server by rm'ing everything, halting, having a moment of silence, all the appropriate things. This decommissioning to occur the evening of the 26th of April (this saturday, Alaska time. It could be the early morning of Sunday depending on where you are.)

The console will view your session, that we all may share in this historic moment.

Proceeds from this Auction to help offset my moving expenses. That's sort of a charity. Certainly I'm non-profit, if not registered that way.

bogomatic.fredbox.com 1995-2003

[woofie]

I think there should be a comma after "challenge"

[Double Tap]

Ping

[Aliska]

That's the funniest thing I've read in a long time. Thanks for the post.

[Aliska]

Update: Bidding is closed for this item.

Payment Details
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Payment Instructions
Payment is highly preferred via Paypal, Cashiers check and money order
shall suffice as well. Thank you. Dead Taliban is accepted as well.

[dixie sass]

Y'all should get a hoot out of this one!

[dixie sass]

Amazing fact picked out of the above: He was a Naval Aviator for eight years - is twenty-one - uses Semper Fi. Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

[willyboyishere]

I'm amazed that I don't see Ted Nugent listed as an inspiration/role model.

[dixiechick2000]

ROTFLOL! That's the longest run-on sentence I have ever seen.

Great post, first or not!

[Bloody Sam Roberts]

I've just sent him this via email:

Dear Sir,

The ad you wrote for the speaker system you are selling was posted on a forum that I am a member of.
It was greatly enjoyed by many on the forum.
But greater than that, many there were impressed with your profile and personal description of yourself.

As a member of this forum in good standing for many years, I would like to extend an invitation to you to come and join in this forum.
It is described as an online gathering place for independent, grass-roots conservatism on the web.
I am speaking of none other than the world renowned, Free Republic.

I and many others there feel that you would be a worthwhile addition and a valuable contributor to the community there.
It is also one of the world's premier news websites where you can get breaking news as it happens along with a dose of commentary on any subject posted there.

You will find thousands of quality people at Free Republic from every walk of life.
We represent the core constituency of this great nation and the its future as well.

Please consider this invitation seriously. I believe you will find many like-minded people there along with thousands of veterans who have also served. I also believe you will find it a valuable tool as you make your way in the world serving our great nation in your chosen military career.

To reach the homepage, click here on www.freerepublic.com and dive right in. You will find no shortage of people willing to accept and help you get comfortable and fit right in.

Cheers and good luck,

"Bloody Sam Roberts"

[Bloody Sam Roberts]

Here's a funny little parting shot from the Bid History of the same listing. Seems he cancelled a 30 cent bid because he didn't like the bidder's name!

ugotscrewedagn(0)
Cancelled $0.30 Explanation:Look at his name....Im sorry but with shades...and that screename ..no way.	Bid:Apr-28-03 14:32:53 PDT CancelledApr-28-03 18:09:41 PDT

[TechJunkYard]

Bump for later.

[Brad’s Gramma]

Side splitting humor PING

[ladyinred]

This is really on Ebay? Too funny!

[Tribune7]

ping

[Roscoe]

http://cgi2.ebay.com/aw-cgi/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewFeedbackMemberLeft&memberId=andy46477&items=250

[Oldeconomybuyer]

bump

[SCDogPapa]

That's a GOOD ONE!!! ROFL