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Actually many other cities are named after some dead white guy, like Washington or Lincoln. This, no doubt, intimidates women and people of color. We should rename all of our cities using just numbers. This would avoid offending anyone and make it easier for GIS programmers.
Don't be so sure about that. Personally, the numbers 8 and 15 offend me...
And don't get me started about 69.
Not a problem. That is the nice thing about numbers, there are almost as many of them as there are saints in Mexico.