I've read on the internet about lots of guys who went to meet women and woke up the next day with surgical scars and missing kidneys!
You forgot to include the part about a note left at the scene for them to call a doctor ( or seek medical attetntion ).
If you will please send me the Banking Transfer Number of your Checking and Savings institution, I should very much like to "park" these funds in your accounts.
Of course you will be paid handsomely for your services. Your share of the cash will be delivered to your homes (or other suitable location) at midnight by my sister Ludmilla, a very attractive and docile young woman who is, funny you should mention, seeking American male companionship. She is also a Board Certified Transplant Surgeon.