[WorkingClassFilth]

Nah.

Stentorian is James Earl Jones reading classical literature. Political convention vote calls are average folks summoning all of their high school theatrical skills and sounding like carnival barkers and game show host wannabees.

Hillary's sound can be likened to the illusion of fresh dew-like droplets on a Venus Fly Trap. Her Mid-Western inspirational accent is bouyant like that of a TV commercial selling soap to housewives. Her pathos is that of the undertaker's radio spots. She is little more a boomer that has absorbed her substance, rythm and cadance from the 'Dick Van Dyke Show.' She is a like a Soviet torpedo with a lipstick face and Bolshevik slogan. Like Barbie's boobs, her false appeal is in the fantastic streamlined promise. For the carefull listener however, her heart is far too mechanical to beat - it clicks.

A pig rooting in an farmhouse orchard is rarely thought of as a pastoral scene. The true enjoyment of its essence is only known when chewing its grilled fat.

[Mortimer Snavely]

Bump to your post.

[nopardons]

Brilliant; just brilliant. BRAVO !

[RightWhale]

You are right. I heard a recording of part of her oration on one of the radio talk shows last night, and it was a horrible revelation. She combines the skin-crawling features of Eleanor Roosevelt's speaking style with the creaking of an ancient rope footbridge over a chasm under the feet of unwitting pack donkeys. It is the kind of voice that kids would rather do chores like mowing the lawn and taking out the garbage than listen to. She has earned the status of old maid late in life; honeybees bypass this faded, dry-brown flower and head directly to the goldenrod and milkweed in the next field. She is only a sack of public causes that falls out of the back of the pickup truck on the way to the municipal landfill and breaks open to strew its stale, used contents along the shoulder of the road where muttering bums in military surplus hooded parkas pick through the debris hoping, but failing to find something to enhance their cardboard villas.