[Texas Eagle]

Heyyyy....I wonder how Boomhower of "King of the Hill" fame would say it?

[Treebeard]

Hey, man, I tell you whut, man, that dang ol' fudge packin, bug chasin stuff don't go over here in Texas, man. Privacy of your own home, hell no, man, dang ol' Rump Rangerin is what it is. Dang ol' Hershey Highway don't even have an Arlen exit, I tell you what.