[buffyt]

But if that alligator had not been dealt with, it WOULD have dragge a child, a small adult, a cat, or a dog, off to KILL and EAT them. Alligators will try to drag you under water until you drown then they will eat you. I would call the game warden if I had another alligator in our neighborhood. If you do not live with alligators in your town, you do not know the danger. One night a neighbor received a call that there was an alligator on her front porch, a warning so she wouldn't step outside and be attacked. (1 1/2 block from my house!) I had three SMALL children at that time. Yes, alligators DO attack. Walk a mile in our alligator shoes before you criticize.

One day my husband was going to work and he saw the game wardens lassoing an alligator at the entrance to our neighborhood. I don't care what they do with them, when they are in MY neighborhood, so long as they get rid of them! I will be happy to send them to YOUR neighborhood!

[Search4Truth]

Most women are grateful when men remove these menaces from their neighborhood, and don't mind if the boys have a little fun in doing so. It's a guy thing.

[wardaddy]

Don't forget they like to stash yer carcass in a mudbank till it ripens to sate their esoteric palate...

Their taste buds are highly evolved...lol