[PatrickHenry]

Polly the creationoid parrot says (over and over):
[Squaawk] No transitionals. No transitionals.
Second law of [squaawk] thermodynamics!
I'm not a fanatic. *You're* a fanatic! [screeech]
Law of biogenesis. Law of biogenesis. [squaawk]
[Screeech] Science is satanic. Science is satanic.
[squaawk]Irreducable complexity. Irreducable complexity.
Tornado in a junkyard. [screeech]

SQUAAAWK! SCREEEECH!

[Aric2000]

NOW THAT IS FUNNY!!!

Humor is always better when it has truth in it.

[Stultis]

Polly the creationoid parrot

For no particular reason, here's a parrot joke:

This guy had this parrot that could talk. I mean not like a parrot "talks," but really talk.

Only problem was it swore like a sailor. They guy has a date over for dinner, and the parrot is making all kinds of (prematurely) lewd suggestions. The Pastor is over for Sunday supper, and the parrot is taking the Lord's name in vain.

So one day the guy gets fed up. He yanks the parrot off his perch, carries him out to the garage, shoves him into the freezer and slams it shut.

For a while the parrot is cussing up a storm. After a longer while he begins to quiet down and then fall silent. Finally the guy opens up the freezer and the well chilled parrot crawls out.

"O.K.," says the parrot, "I get the point. No more cussing ever again. But first I gotta ask you one question. What the ___ did the chicken say?!