The world would be much better off if these folks would stay in their lane, you know, the French staying with wine and food and completely staying out of politics and war. Likewise, the Brits would be very well advised to stay clear of the kitchen.
A joke. In heaven: The cooks are French, the mechanics German, the police British, the lovers Italian, and the Swiss run the whole place. In Hell: The cooks are British, the police German, the mechanics French, the lovers Swiss, and the whole place is run by the Italians.