Sex and the Single Senior (horrified gag alert)

The New York Times ^ | 4/2/2003 | ALEX WITCHEL

[RooRoobird14]

I had read somewhere previously that promiscuous sex is a major "social problem" in nursing homes and assisted living facilities. BMI......bad mental images......

We did have a local news story last year about a geezer couple in Sun City being arrested for having sex in the community hot tub. LOL!

[Ronaldus Magnus]

...volunteering at Planned Parenthood...

Why did this NOT surprise me?

Me either. Hopefully all that whoring around (with two different men the same day she was interviewed, according to the article) keeps her from her other work of talking girls into killing their unborn babies.

[dighton]

To His Not-So-Coy Mistress

Time's Wingèd Chariot (poets say)
Warns us to love while yet we may;
Must I not hurry all the more
Who find it parked outside my door?
For those who sipped Love in their prime
Must gulp it down at Closing Time.

-- Wynford Vaughan-Thomas, after Marvell.

[Ronaldus Magnus]

"I had no hope of it turning out to be anything like this," she said. "I expected to be murdered, or made sad at the very least.

Then why did she do it? If she really expected to be be hurt or even murdered, the only rational explanation for her decision is self-destruction. Furthermore, her subsequent decision to publish and promote this behavior is clearly intended to encourage others down the same path. True evil.

[RooRoobird14]

"You're only young once, but you can always be a slut."

LOL

[Mortimer Snavely]

"She went through a bleak period during which she gained 70 pounds, drank heavily and lived in constant turmoil when her son dropped out of school and ran away from home. It took years of psychoanalysis, dieting and exercise to take control of herself again, shaking off the lingering effects of a Puritanical small-town Ohio childhood in the process. "

People's lives tend to fall apart after divorce. In this case, therapy just made her problem worse.

[RLK]

Few therapists are competent. After reading the piece I'll have to say, if she were as big an airhead then as she is now, I'd have had to divorce her. There's no way I couls live with anyone of her mentality, or lack of mentality.

[Mortimer Snavely]

It seems to me that a lot of people are in the mental health field only so that they are able to have daily access to a therapeutic milieu. It's a little disheartening.

[lambo]

She's got a nice rack."

Rack? Are you nuts? Let those puppies off the leash and they're more like kneepads.

[lambo]

"She's got a nice rack."

Rack? Are you nuts? Let those puppies off the leash and they're more like kneepads.

[bluzcat]

I'm 35 ........junk I hear a lot from women in my optimal age bracket: 22-28 or so.

Im 34, and married.
You sound like a single Guy.

Let Me give you a hint....Your "optimal" age bracket should be Women 35-45.

Just thought I would help You save a little time there....trust Me.

[HitmanLV]

Thanks! I have a bias against older women - they tend to have more baggage than I care to deal with. Mind you when I speak of my optimal age bracket, I have a lot of other criteria also. I know a lot of women in their 20s are junky, but the same can be said for 30s and 40s. If I have to sift through the junk anyway, I'll skew young and get the benefits of that. ;-)

[RLK]

The condition of the mental health professions is hopeless. I don't see any way of salvaging anything from them.