Alec Baldwin Who?

E Online | April 24, 2003 | Ted Casablanca

[writmeister]

Nonfamous Dreamin' I saved this one for last, so absolutely no groans permitted, understand?

My main man, Alec Baldwin, of Patriot Games fallout fame, bashing-photographer infamy and Basinger-splitsville notoriety, felt like a java last week. Stopped by the Starbucks in the San Fernando Valley. On Ventura, to be more precise.

And while waiting in line, Mr. B. noticed the CD Ray Charles: Artists Choice for sale. Well, you know those coffeehouse wallet-gouging ways, don't you? As long as they're charging a mini fortune for a friggin' cuppa joe, why not make a further green dent for the home entertainment center, too, right?

Apparently, Alec-babe thought so, as he threw a CD in with his order. Problem being, the hunky hell-fire originally from Long Island only had enough loot for the jolt-juice and asked the clerk to please set aside the Ray Charles purchase for later pickup.

"I'd be happy to," answered the apron-wearing worker bee. "Name, please?"

Oh, for cryin' out loud, for the last time, Alec Baldwin, everybody, is not only still a cutie, he also coulda-woulda-shoulda been a contender in this forgetful town.

Don't forget that.

[writmeister]

Mrs. Writmeister found this gem. Oh how the self-delusional mighty have fallen.

[ConservativeMan55]

They were making fun of Alec Baldwin on Fox and Friends the other morning. They were doing some series bashing.

[Glenn]

Oh how the self-delusional mighty have fallen.

But he is picking up spare change as the Center Square. Henry Winkler must have felt sorry for him.

[Paul Atreides]

hunky hell-fire

Apparently, Ms. Casablanca's "c" key isn't working.

[PeoplesRep_of_LA]

But did he get really ANGRY about that. Where's the cries of going to the clerk's house and death to the clerk's family?

[Tacis]

Give the guy a break. The UK, where Albert Baldwin now lives, was on our side in Iraq. So, he comes back for a visit now and then. He just isn't used to our customs and the way we do things here. Wasn't he a ball player or something like that? Tall guy? Blondish hair?

[RoseofTexas]

Stop it! This is SERIES business....BAWHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA! OH HOW THE MIGHTY HAVE FALLEN!! Watch out DIPSY CHIMPS you're next!!

[2Jedismom]

No, I think this is the guy that played Obi Wan in the real Star Wars...

[Paul Atreides]

Oh, for cryin' out loud, for the last time, Alec Baldwin, everybody, is not only still a cutie, he also coulda-woulda-shoulda been a contender in this forgetful town.

I bet the poof who wrote this article has some sort of masochism complex involving fat psychos.

[Maven]

My main man, Alec Baldwin, of Patriot Games fallout fame, bashing-photographer infamy and Basinger-splitsville notoriety, felt like a java last week. Stopped by the Starbucks in the San Fernando Valley. On Ventura, to be more precise.

Precise???

My neighborhood stretch of Ventura Blvd. in Sherman Oaks - all two miles of it - has about SIX Starbucks.

But next time I'm in one of the two I happen to frequent, I'll ask if Baldwin was a visitor. Heheheheh.

Maven
Living amongst celebs, so you don't have to.

[mystery-ak]

Alec Baldwin to block.....

[Wingy]

Alec Baldwin to block.....

Best line on the thread. LOL

ConservativeMan55, I'm series too!

[Alex Murphy]

They were doing some series bashing.

Yeah, he's gotten pretty hugh these days, hasn't he?

[Eala]

Alec Baldwin, everybody, is not only still a cutie

Thanks for the information. I have no idea what Monsieur Baldwin looks like. (Truly. I do not go to the talkies very often.)

[mirkwood]

“I know that's a harsh thing to say, perhaps, but I believe that what happened in 2000 did as much damage to the pillars of democracy as terrorists did to the pillars of commerce in New York City"

--Alec Baldwin