[Jhoffa_]

You're not going to make me feel guilty for making fun of these people. You can't.

They beg for this to the point, it's almost masochistic.

THE VERY SECRET DIARY OF FRODO BAGGINS

Day Six:

"Woke up to find Aragorn playing with buttons on my shirt."

[HairOfTheDog]

Those people are nuts, but you have to look hard to find them. I don't know any of them, and I have never read that Secret Diary crap or any fan-fic. Don't tell me how "bothered" you are about seeing something you had to go looking for to even know exists. You can find freaks who write porn about hobbits. You can find people who write porn about *anything*. They aren't the real world and you know it.

I am talking about me. and my friends. You know, the ones that get lumped in there when you are spewing stuff about hating freaky Tolkien fans, the very real and good people that hang out on my thread. Have you ever *seen* our thread, and how nice and normal all those people are?

I felt guilty about taking you so seriously. I thought you might feel bad because you were kidding. You are a smaller person than I suspected? - Wow.

[HairOfTheDog]

A bunch of unsupervised teenager crap? - This is what is bothering you?