"As America's Queen, I arose late while my servants prepared my royal bath. Normally Vince would sneak upstairs for a quickie when what's his name wasn't around. But unfortunately, Bill had killed Vince off a few days ago because he knew too much about the payoffs, the bribes, the rapes, the murders............................."
"At least there would be some fun today since I was going to fire some White House staff. I enjoyed seeing the agony on their faces as I laughed hysterically............"