How about ABC News?
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He actually looks a tad like Aaron Brown from CNN, especially in that pose...
Great photo. If you created it, you should try to submit to Strange Cosmos.
I suggest this text or something like it:
Item: ABC News looses ratings during war
Baghdad Bob: Even now the Fox News infidels are committing suicide as their measly 24 million new viewers included 5000 troops just sent overseas.