[George W. Bush]

...they would really like to get out and see young performers instead of the decrepit older acts (like Great White) trolling the local music clubs.

Speaking of which, isn't it about time someone took the Stones and some of these other geriatric rockers out behind the barn and put them out of their misery if they won't shut the hell up?

[Skooz]

Good one. At least The Beatles and Pink Floyd had the good sense to let acrimony destroy their bands. You'd think some of these old geezers would take the hint.