"REAL cops don't work narcotics or vice..."
Whatever, I'm sure the judge will enjoy the laugh before he sentences.
"Your honor, those aren't even real cops that busted me. Those are just losers, thug, cop-wannabees."
The COP is who's gonna get sentenced... I would LOVE to see ALL you WODDIES in prison, in place of the people you've "busted" for doing drugs. I'd bet you'd be a HOOT as Bubba's b!tch!