[Grampa Dave]

Actually, GW invited ChIraq to visit the ranch to help GW clear out the current tumbleweed crop and ChIraq refused to come help GW in this task.

GW would have used a rope and tied ChIraq by the feet and then attached the other end of the rope to the trailer hitch on GW's F250 four wheel drive pickup.

Then GW would have dragged ChIraq around at 40 MPH to clear out the current tumbleweed crop.

ChIraq in a typical French snit, said No! So ChIraq will not be visiting GW's ranch.

[GopherIt]

All the cuteness above aside, it is very arguable that the actions of Chirac cost American lives. Enough said about being welcome.