To: BunnySlippers
It all depends - if I'm eating, or leaving, I'll cut them off and say "Put me on your do not call list." If I'm sitting around bored, I'll do like I did one young woman who called. She introduced herself as Heidi and proceeded through her sales pitch. I never said yes or no - just "go on, go on." After a couple minutes, she said "Well, Mr. ####, what do you think?" To which I replied, "Heidi, I'm completely naked - what are you wearing?" I heard a click and silence.
4 posted on
04/24/2003 4:42:18 PM PDT by
Tennessee_Bob
(Dieses sieht wie ein Job nach Nothosen aus!)
To: Tennessee_Bob
That's funny!
20 posted on
04/24/2003 5:01:34 PM PDT by
stands2reason
("...und keine Eier.")
To: Tennessee_Bob
To which I replied, "Heidi, I'm completely naked - what are you wearing?" I heard a click and silence. I tried that once. Unfortunately...after describing my body parts in detail..no one clicked off. Much to my chagrin...I realized...I had left my speed dial on 1 900..........
26 posted on
04/24/2003 5:07:21 PM PDT by
Focault's Pendulum
(I'm just a curmudgeon surrounded by the hopeless panacea of youth)
To: Tennessee_Bob; gaijin
>>>"Heidi, I'm completely naked - what are you wearing?" I heard a click and silence.
>>>ask forebodingly if the caller knows how to get a large blood stains out of a carpet.
ROTFLOL!! Good ones!!
48 posted on
04/24/2003 5:46:44 PM PDT by
4mycountry
(Anyone can be average---it takes something special to be weird. I am honored to be weird.)
To: Tennessee_Bob
LOL That is great! My husband sometimes tries to sell THEM something. Like he tells them he raises dogs for food & tries to sell them some Golden Retriever steaks.
105 posted on
09/26/2003 1:05:40 PM PDT by
Ditter
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