[The Black Knight]

I guarantee you that I know where the vandals got this idea. Not a week ago, MTV showed a program about ultimate pranks. The prank was superglueing the doors, then releasing a couple million bees.

These idiots didn't get the bees, but I bet my next paycheck that these idiots saw that on MTV, and said, "hold my cool-aid and watch this".

P.S. My girlfriend is still in high school, so she watches MTV all the time. I WAS NOT WATCHING THE CRAP! I was writing a paper for my POLSCI instructor! I didn't have sex with that woman! What is the definition of is?

[Crawdad]

"My girlfrind is still in high school"
Man, you don't see that written here much.