[Poohbah]

Yup.

I remember when someone flushed a seal bomb (a cherry bomb-like device used by lifeguards to scare seals off of beaches) down the toilet in the nurse's office.

It went high-order right next to the principal's private toilet, while he was sitting on it.

Made the toilet into a half-a$$ed bidet :o)

[ratzoe]

I bet its the same group of pranksters that stole all the "W" keys at that big white house a few years back..

[Charles Martel]

I remember when someone flushed a seal bomb (a cherry bomb-like device used by lifeguards to scare seals off of beaches) down the toilet in the nurse's office.

It went high-order right next to the principal's private toilet, while he was sitting on it.

I thought this sounded familiar...

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Recess. Principal Skinner patrols the schoolyard, accompanied by his mother.
Bart shows the explosive to his pals, who ask him what he's going to do with it. Before he can answer, Principal Skinner arrives, and the foursome (Bart, Milhouse, Lewis and Richard) quickly line up and greet Principal Skinner in unison. Mrs. Skinner asks Spanky to introduce the boys, and he does so.

Mrs. Skinner: This is the Bart Simpson you're always talking about?
Pr. Skinner: Mm hm.
Mrs. Skinner: Why, he looks so sweet!
Bart: I am, ma'am.

Moments later, in the boys' room...

Milhouse: You going to flush it? [a cherry bomb]
Bart: What can I say? I got a weakness for the classics.

Mrs. Skinner pays a visit to the little girls' room (right next door) just as Bart flushes the cherry bomb. Obvious consequences ensue.

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Like Bart, I, too have a weakness for the classics. And the tinnitus to match.

[Nam Vet]

"....a half-a$$ed bidet "

Isn't Bday one of Saddam's sons?

Nam Vet