[hellinahandcart]

... his luxury villa in Portugal?
"An impregnable fortress of real Labour values."

LOL.

My favorite line is this one:

"It’s not a charity; it’s a political campaign and always has been," he said.

Oh wait, no! THIS one is my favorite:

His main defence was that if the accusations were true, the UN would have him listed as one of the select few entitled to profit from the oil-for-food programme.

Stop, George, yer killin' me...

[Howlin]

His main defence was that if the accusations were true, the UN would have him listed as one of the select few entitled to profit from the oil-for-food programme.

This is right up there with one of the other "defenses" spouted this week, namely by Scott Peterson's attorney -- namely that Scott didn't know Laci was pregnant!