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Wife-Subduing Air Raid Siren Confiscated
Reuters ^
| 4/21/03
Posted on 04/22/2003 5:19:39 PM PDT by TaRaRaBoomDeAyGoreLostToday!
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To: All
Ethel, I said SHUT UP
To: TaRaRaBoomDeAyGoreLostToday!
REDNECKS!!!!!!!!!!
JohnBoy & Billy were talking about these folks this morning. Too funny!
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posted on
04/22/2003 5:24:04 PM PDT
by
JohnnyZ
("The American press is all about lies! All they tell is lies, lies and more lies." - Mohammed Saeed)
To: mhking
ping
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posted on
04/22/2003 5:27:01 PM PDT
by
RonDog
To: JohnnyZ
Damnit to hell Ethel...I saaaaaid shud up already!
To: TaRaRaBoomDeAyGoreLostToday!
INCOMING!!
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posted on
04/22/2003 5:31:04 PM PDT
by
SamAdams76
(California wine beats French wine in blind taste tests. Boycott French wine.)
To: TaRaRaBoomDeAyGoreLostToday!
The man needs to discover duct tape!
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posted on
04/22/2003 5:35:33 PM PDT
by
Ken H
To: SamAdams76
To: JohnnyZ
Rednecks?!
This happened in GERMANY you idiot.
To: TaRaRaBoomDeAyGoreLostToday!
You know, I was seriously just thinking about how cool it would be to have an old WWII hand crank siren. You can find them on eBay or you can still find new ones at web sites like this -
http://www.klaxonsignals.com/kproduct6.htm.
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posted on
04/22/2003 5:48:41 PM PDT
by
Nick The Freeper
(Tag line......I don't need no stinking tag line.)
To: TaRaRaBoomDeAyGoreLostToday!
"Hold mein ears!" bump.
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posted on
04/22/2003 5:50:50 PM PDT
by
Jay D. Dyson
(Terrorists of the world, RISE UP! [So I may more easily gun you down.])
To: TaRaRaBoomDeAyGoreLostToday!
Applying Superglue works. Did John Bobbett use it? (/sarc)
To: Paul C. Jesup
I suppose the term rednecks for siren blowin fightin world wide. Accept where in the world but the U.S. do folks live in trailors?
To: TaRaRaBoomDeAyGoreLostToday!
And you can think shacks are better. :P
By the way, most Rednecks live in houses not trailers.
To: TaRaRaBoomDeAyGoreLostToday!
GO MAKE ME A CHICKEN POT PIE!!!!! NOW
To: TaRaRaBoomDeAyGoreLostToday!
ROTFL!! I want one. I wonder if someone could invent the "Pocket Air Raid Siren"
Think of the possibilities:
Annoying liberal relatives on a rant? Pocket Air Raid Siren to the rescue.
Tim Robbins Spewing anti-American propaganda? Give him a 3 minute blast.
Michael Moore grunting at the Academy awards? Pocket Air Raid Siren in conjunction with loud booing will fix the problem. (either that or toss a cheeseburger on the stage)
That's right folks get your Pocket Air Raid Siren -100% guarenteed liberal repellant- only $19.95 operators are standing by....
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posted on
04/22/2003 6:02:54 PM PDT
by
fly_so_free
(Never underestimate the treachery of the demacratic party. Save the USA-Vote a demacrat out of offic)
To: Jay D. Dyson
"Hold mein ears"
I thought there was a catagory for these kind a stories. But isn't it "Hold mein beer" alert? Or is it "Hold muh beer" alert.
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posted on
04/22/2003 6:10:17 PM PDT
by
fly_so_free
(Never underestimate the treachery of the demacratic party. Save the USA-Vote a demacrat out of offic)
To: Paul C. Jesup
"Rednecks?! This happened in GERMANY you idiot."
Not to be argumentive, Paul, but I've spent considerable time in several countries and, in every instance, I've found people who would qualify as rednecks. "Redneck" is not necessarily an American convention.
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posted on
04/22/2003 6:23:24 PM PDT
by
davisfh
To: TheRedSoxWinThePennant
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! We do need this siren to tell N.O.W. to shudda their faces.
To: fly_so_free
But you must CALL NOW!!!!! The first 100 callers get duct tape, eye brow pluckers and a Johnnie Mathis CD absolutely FREE!!! CALL NOW!!!867-530 ni iiiiii ne, johnny ya got that number 867-530 ni iiiiiiii ne.
Disclaimer don't call this number it may be bubba's house.
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