[Petronski]

I scored 8.8, which disappoints me greatly. I was hoping to break into double digits.

[Petronski]

I have a plan to improve my paltry 8.8 score:

a) delete my car's catalytic converters
b) eat more meat
c) crank up the air conditioning to full blast.

I'll be back next year with a better score, I promise.