To: WaveThatFlag
To: WaveThatFlag
NYT colmunists now almost have it as easy as Saddam once did.
To: WaveThatFlag
I hope they brought Lysol.
7 posted on
04/21/2003 5:41:28 AM PDT by
battlegearboat
(speeding in a work zone doubles all fines)
To: WaveThatFlag
Locked in with me was Marine Staff Sgt. Leslie Ryan At first I thought he was living one of my fantasies, until I found out Leslie was a guy.
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After our hope of pushing the door open failed, we called out into the hallway to see if anyone out there could open the door from the outside. A colleague of mine from a Texas newspaper heard us and tried, but said the door wouldn't move. We stood in silence for a few minutes and then Sgt. Ryan noticed the Leatherman combination jackknife hanging from my belt. He took out the pliers in its handle and squeezed them around the wooden lever that had once held the doorknob. It turned immediately, and the door popped open.
WOW, I wouldn't want this one get out, they sound like a bunch of Valley Girls....."Like the door woodin open fershur man..."
10 posted on
04/21/2003 5:52:24 AM PDT by
ThreePuttinDude
(The only thing worse than a Frenchman, is a Frenchman from Canada)
To: WaveThatFlag
They actually published this stupid story? I can see that the Wallstreet Journal doesn't expect much from its journalists.
11 posted on
04/21/2003 5:56:19 AM PDT by
mass55th
To: WaveThatFlag
Guy has a leatherman on his belt and does not know that he has tools with him? What, he never opened the knife?! What a maroon these media guys are.
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