That sick, rat bastard. We'll be proud to bury Piper Muzvuru in British soil. He shed his blood with us, and thus is our brother. I'm sure that will be the case.
As for Mugabe, when the day comes I'm sure his troops will be every bit as loyal as Saddam's were.
We conveniently divert from the flight path over Syria and drop a MOAB on Mugabe... I look forward to reading that in FR breaking news.