[RGSpincich]

This kills me.

Hey, Scott Peterson you just got arrested for murder. What are you going to do now?

I'm going to get a haircut!

[Devil_Anse]

And, excuse me, guard--which way is the tanning booth?

[Rusty Roberts]

Well RG, he's just trying to keep things in perspective, ya know! Thinking ahead about those damn black roots that are about to start showing and he just wouldn't be caught dead in front of the cameras in such a declasse manner. I mean, how low can one go? /sarcasm