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Latrine duty: a real waste
Scripps Howard News Service ^ | April 18, 2003 | By DANI DODGE

Posted on 04/18/2003 12:22:55 PM PDT by Bayou City

Latrine duty: a real waste

By DANI DODGE
Scripps Howard News Service
April 18, 2003

BAGHDAD, Iraq - Someone has to do it.

Thursday, builder construction man Adam Helschein, 25, and steelworker 3rd class Olivo Guerrero, 19, got the task: Burning the waste - human waste.

"The first time," said Helschein, of Las Vegas, "I almost threw up."

Getting rid of human waste in the war zone is probably one of the most unglamorous jobs the Seabees do. John Wayne sure wasn't given the mission in the movie "The Fighting Seabees."

The Seabees from Naval Mobile Construction Battalion 4 have been moving so much this war, that often the only bathroom they had was the hole they dug in the sand. But once they set up camp, one of the first jobs passed out is building what the battalion's chaplain delicately calls the "burnouts," but what everyone else including chiefs and officers call the "s--ters."

Much of Battalion 4 is in Baghdad building their third bridge of the war. Some have been in their current camp, a former Iraqi Republican Guard training facility, for a week. It's the longest they have stayed anywhere since the war started, plenty of time to not only build men's and women's bathrooms, but also to scrawl graffiti in them.

Typically, the facilities are boxes about the size of a normal bathroom. The bottom three feet are plywood, while the top is a see-through screen.

Inside is a plywood bench with four holes in it. Under the holes, are oil drums that have been cut in half.

Helschein and Guerrero opened small doors on the back of the plywood box and slide the drums out.

They took two barrels from the women's restroom, two from the men's, even though someone was busy in the stall. Two other Seabees joined the crew.

Then they drug the barrels downwind of the camp. Helschein poured diesel in the barrels and threw a match in the first. It sizzled and died. He lit a small piece of paper from the ground and tossed it in. It sputtered and went out. He lit cardboard from an MRE box and threw it in. Nothing.

Helschein stuck a hand into the barrel and ignited the edge of the cardboard still a quarter inch above the muck. It caught. Flames danced in the wind.

Builder construction man Scott Hampton, 20, of Camarillo, Calif., grabbed a stick and stirred the first tub, then carried the burning 2-by-4 to the next barrel. He lit that and stirred, then moves to the next and next.

The stirring helps insure the wastes are mixed well with the fuel, Helschein explains. Seabees aren't supposed to urinate in the barrels - it inhibits the burning off of the solids, he said.

The pungent odor of fuel and feces drifted over them.

"You know you've been here too long when the smell of burning s-- smells like barbecue," Helschein said before pulling a single serving bowl of Fruit Loops from his pocket.

He ate the cereal while watching the flames.

"This might be important, but it's not the job of everyone's dreams," he said.

While the barrels burned, Seabees occasionally stirred them and added more fuel. An hour or so later, the excrement was down to a brown sludge at the bottom. The men dragged the barrels to the camp's garbage hole and tipped them over.

Helschein carried the barrel back to its hole on his shoulder. Guerrero dragged his.

Then, Guerrero summoned the next four to finish the other barrels. He wrote their names on his hand "so they wont' skate." One is "Tiamzon."

Jason Tiamzon, 22, of Vallejo, Calif. kicked the dirt when he heard his assignment. He put a Mandy Moore disc on his compact disc player, stuck the ear buds in his ears and set about his task. As he pulled the drawer open, flies poured out.

"I know someone has to do this," he moaned, "but it's the worst duty ever."


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KEYWORDS: embeddedreport; iraq; iraqifreedom; latrine; seabees; seebee
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A little veteran humor here.
1 posted on 04/18/2003 12:22:56 PM PDT by Bayou City
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To: Bayou City
"the worst duty ever"

Should be spelled 'doody'.
2 posted on 04/18/2003 12:31:38 PM PDT by Lee Heggy (Tastes like chicken.)
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To: Bayou City
Gracious. I'm wondering if this embedded reporter idea has gone a bit too far. This is way more war-related information than I think I need to know...

How can anyone eat fruit loops while on a job like that?

The article was well written. It was almost as if I were there...
3 posted on 04/18/2003 12:31:46 PM PDT by demnomo
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To: demnomo
The datail was common in remote areas in Nam. Job was usually reserved for NUGS new guys. Same reactions same procedures. Not glamorus but necessary.

4 posted on 04/18/2003 12:37:35 PM PDT by FRMAG
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To: Bayou City
The pungent odor of fuel and feces drifted over them.
"You know you've been here too long when the smell of burning s-- smells like barbecue," Helschein said before pulling a single serving bowl of Fruit Loops from his pocket.
He ate the cereal while watching the flames.

I re-watched "Blackhawk Down" yesterday and was impressed by the seasoned Army Ranger commander character who didn't even flinch while striding through a hail of enemy fire.

Similar, Helschein is one soldier who's "been there, done that." <|:)~

5 posted on 04/18/2003 12:37:54 PM PDT by martin_fierro (Mr. Avuncular)
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To: BartMan1
When my brother was in boot camp, about 1978, he sent me a letter containing some sage advice...

"Never be good at a sh-- job, or it's yours for good"

Words to live by.

6 posted on 04/18/2003 12:38:55 PM PDT by IncPen
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To: Bayou City
I see this hasn't changed since Nam.
7 posted on 04/18/2003 12:40:23 PM PDT by js1138
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To: Bayou City
Too bad they don't have Will Stockdale, PLO (short for Permanent Latrine Orderly). Hands down, Andy Griffith's funniest role.
8 posted on 04/18/2003 12:42:41 PM PDT by Cousin Eddie
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To: IncPen
One had to know when it was time to hide out in the motor pool.
9 posted on 04/18/2003 12:43:49 PM PDT by Bayou City
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To: Bayou City
Time to bring in the UN! We finally found something useful they can do.
10 posted on 04/18/2003 12:47:50 PM PDT by Commiewatcher
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To: Commiewatcher
Time to bring in the UN! We finally found something useful they can do.

They might be able to find some WMD's there.

11 posted on 04/18/2003 12:56:06 PM PDT by Bayou City
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To: Commiewatcher
The French have been bugging us to get involved in Iraq -- this is the perfect job for them.
12 posted on 04/18/2003 12:59:12 PM PDT by expatpat
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To: FRMAG
Not glamorous, but definitely necessary!

I'm sure one of the many prayers of soldiers everywhere is not to get caught in the privy when a firefight breaks out.

God Bless 'em all...
13 posted on 04/18/2003 1:05:07 PM PDT by demnomo
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To: demnomo
How can anyone eat fruit loops while on a job like that?

One of my summer jobs included a Waste Treatment Plant for a motel. Every morning at 7, I would go down to the plant, pull the rubbers from the grate and put them in a bucket, turn off the scrapers(esentially a large slow blender) and scrape the Clinton off the sides of the tanks, reverse the blowers to clean them out and restart the scrapers.

The worst job was carrying the condom bucket up to the dumpster and emptying it.

14 posted on 04/18/2003 1:13:06 PM PDT by AppyPappy (If You're Not A Part Of The Solution, There's Good Money To Be Made In Prolonging The Problem.)
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To: AppyPappy
Your boss should have washed them out and sold them at the front counter as "recaps."
15 posted on 04/18/2003 1:30:55 PM PDT by DH
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To: AppyPappy
I hope the pay was good!

You'd think some guys would realize that condoms ain't flushable. I guess some of them figured if they put the evidence down the toilet, it wouldn't count as real sex...

Your "..scrape the Clinton off the sides..." is too funny in a sick sort of way.

I better get off of this thread. I've got to get my mind on more agreeable and wholesome matters.
16 posted on 04/18/2003 1:33:58 PM PDT by demnomo
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To: Bayou City
The porta johns at Fort Drum were priority.
The Opfor tracked us down by following the porta john truck, then had the gall to try and literally walk off with it.
The cry that day was, "Defend the S--thouse!"
Our Captain was not amused.
17 posted on 04/18/2003 1:35:00 PM PDT by Darksheare (Nox aeternus en pax.)
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To: Bayou City
No wonder the trooper wanted to listen to her voic and have her image in his head in order to ignore his stinky task!
18 posted on 04/18/2003 1:35:56 PM PDT by KantianBurke (The Federal govt should be protecting us from terrorists, not handing out goodies)
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To: Bayou City
Ah, the memories. Fortunately, I was promoted to E-5 after a few months in-country and only had to pull the sh!t burning detail a few times
19 posted on 04/18/2003 3:18:04 PM PDT by Chuckster
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To: IncPen
You know I am wondering why they don't just dig a hole , and then bury it ( ie. an old fashioned slit trench latrine).

I thought I understood the reason they burned shit in Viet Nam was because they were in the Mekong Delta , where the water table was too high to allow slit trenches.

But in the desert , where if there is a water table , its deep, why would they have to burn the shit ?
20 posted on 04/18/2003 9:10:12 PM PDT by BartMan1
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