[Joe Hadenuf]

Jezzz, are all their police officers so overweight?

How in tarnation would someone like this ever chase a buff, fleeing felon over walls, rooftops, etc?

[Coleus]

Don't forget, thanks to the liberals, it's now a physical disability to be obese which guarantees employees civil rights and protection under the law. I know of a fireman who is about 400 pounds, has he been fired, nope, and takes home about $75K a yr. I know of a female firefighter who can't open up a fire hydrant nor twist the nozzle of the fire hose, so what does the chief do, sends the MEN to sensitivity training so as not to hurt the feelings of the girl who can't perform her job!!